You decide to use the Transmetalizer. At least you know how it works, and Tarantulas has probably fixed it by now. You point the device at yourself and press the button.

VMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

It's not a pleasant feeling, but within a minute, you're a Transmetal. You're not as cute as you were, but at least you're a bit taller and you've got snazzy-looking talons. It's a trade-off.

Anyway, you're big, you're purple, and you're not going to take it any more! What are you going to do first?

Take over the Predacons, of course!
Get a sandwich.